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por cierto, si no pillais algunos de mis chistes es normal, porque hay muchos de ellos que son chascarrillos internos incomprensibles para nadie externo a mi clase..

Solo por curiosidad... ¿de que era la clase? XD

Mas que probablemente fuera de Sistemas de Gestion de datos, de la cual (mira tu que curioso..) me examino mañana ya que no-se-por-qué me quedó para septiembre :p

Fíjate que cosas! curiosidades de la vida. Con lo de puta madre que te quedan esos dibujos no entiendo como ese profesor es capaz de llevarte a septiembre :\ (la vida es injusta)

Por cierto, yo mañana también me examino :'(
Que la fuerza te acompañe!

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