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An anonymous hacker with the handle "CmdrBurrito" has launched a parody of the
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ficticious reader comments. Some of the recent articles include "Bill Gates
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parodies of other sites, including Linux Weekly News ("Linsux Weakly Snooze"),
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When asked about Dotslash, Slashdot webmaster Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda said, "No
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