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The first documented case of tech rage involves a Microsoft salesman, Bob
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Roland tracked down the Microsoft salesman and followed him one evening to
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[expletive]! Because of you, I'm the [expletive] laughing stock of Southern
Illinois!" and then proceeded to beat him up. Roland is currently out on
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