Julio 31, 2003
SPANISH HYSTERIA X-.
Histéricos porque ya es 31 de julio. Histéricos porque nos vamos a comer todos los atascos del mundo. Histéricos porque vamso a apagar el puto ordenador. Algo histórico.
Pero lo que vengo a contar no es nada de esto. Acudo a este rinconcillo para dar a conocer una noticia: España no es un país racista. Lo dice el CIS. Sólo el 2% de nosotros relaciona la inseguridad ciudadana con los extranjeros. Todavía sigo perplejo. Pienso en el cinismo de la gente al contestar cualquier tipo de encuesta y lo flipo. Ahora me explico porqué se canta eso de "hemos dao la vuelta... a las encuestas". Porque la gente contesta lo que le sale de los cojones. Pero es un resultado mítico, no sé si extrapolable, pero mítico. Y mucho más sabiendo q la encuesta se ha realizado un día después de que Antena 3 emitiera un film con cierto contenido segregacionista, aunque con final feliz. En España lo más parecido que tenemos es Torrente, pero no se centra bien en el tema.
Creo que son los de TMEO los que más cerca han estado de crear el remake hispánico de la peli protagonizada por Edward Norton....
Tómense el verano con humor. Ésta es mi humilde colaboración.
Espero verles pronto.
bro..desde oviedo...
deseo verl en breve en madrid, ya que en Bilbo solo encontramonos en el puto metro ese de redios...
abrazos de ciga y leo.
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