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No jodas que a eso lo consideras grande??? Toda una vieja cabaretera diciendo que eso es grande???? Pobre..... ;)

Lee bien anda... y no acomplejes a tus compañeros del club de micropenes

Odio las piruletas.
Me encantaban las piruletas.
Hace un par de meses me estaba comiendo una (supongo que con mucha ansia), y noté un "CRACK!!!" en mi boca...
Una de mis preciadas piezas dentales se fracturó verticalmente en dos.
Fin de la historia.
(Me ahorro contar el calvario del dentista para extraerla).
No comais con ansia que es malo.

Bueno, sea grande o chico lo que se acerca, que avise antes de llegar, como conviene ;)

(por cierto, que esa cosa así tan bien envuelta en el plástico parece poco peligrosa, ¿no?)

Genia, la foto.

Nos quedará la intriga de saber con qué ojos mirabas la piruleta.

Otro de los misterios del arte, comparable a la sonrisa de la Gioconda o a lo que se le pasaba por la cabeza a Warhol...

(Warhol era un farsante)

Cito: "... no sé si es sólo un presagio pero creo que algo grande se acerca…""

E insisto.... pobre.... ;P

P.D: No te metas con el club o nos quedaremos todos sin clientela..... :P

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