El habitáculo se les queda pequeño, merced a la cantidad de publicaciones que ofrecen, y al parecer la única opción posible es malbaratarlas alrededor. Según estudios recientes, el espacio vital de los quiosqueros aumenta por momentos, y su complejo de gato encerrado está consiguiendo ocupar los terrenos aledaños a cada quiosco, colgando cartones con revistas y obsequios a los lados, enfrente, apoyados en mesas, tablas, cajas de fruta.
Si no hubiera tanta novela romántica, tanta pluma, dedal, cojín, tanta casa de muñecas, tanto peluche, tanta peli de Woody Allen, ¡tanto marquito de fotos de colección!, si las revistas para pequeñas jóvenes salidas de madre se redujeran a una (la Superpop, que es la más ñoña) y las porno a tres* (Playboy, Penthouse y Hustler) las aceras se podrían transitar, solo habría cacas de perro para pisar y disfrutar con la peste que dejan, la felicidad inundaría El Mundo (y El País, porque ambos seguirían haciendo negocio con sus enciclopedias, DVDs y librillos) si La Razón dejara de dar la idem a quienes creemos que sus regalos son demasiados...
*Gracias a Germán por el ranking de revistas porno paradigmáticas [Porno Generalista, frente al Porno Especializado, según sus teorías]
Es que dejarías solo el generalista. ¿Qué iban a hacer los aficionados a la lesboelectronecropaidozoofilia sin su revista favorita ("Gone Jumping")?
O, por ejemplo, la gente como tú sin el maletín de la señorita Pepis que regalaron los de Ansón... :)
Posted by: Germán on Marzo 2, 2004 12:11 AMEl maletín de la señorita Pepis es un reducto del machismo más ajqueroso que hay. ¡No al maletín de la señorita Pepis!
Posted by: Rear Window on Marzo 2, 2004 12:16 AMLa palabra es: cartones.
A más grande, más vistoso, más te fijas cuando pasas.
Así tengo yo a un quiosquero, que tiene subarrendado al clásico mallrat de quiosco para que le vigile los amplios yermos de packs de deuvedeses, libros de virginiauólf, estifenking y robincúk.
Dentro de un mes, se extinguirán los manteros. La ola de futuro es el cartonero.
(Además, así se proporciona estatus a ese gran marginado: el gitanillo de los cartones que ronda contenedores de reciclaje en busca de material...)
Posted by: Adrián on Marzo 2, 2004 12:32 AMPor cierto, Germie, la lesboelectronecropaidozoofilia no está de moda: ahora lo más "in" es la necrozoopederastia.
Posted by: Adrián on Marzo 2, 2004 12:33 AMAdri, ¿Qué te ha pasao en los dedos? XDDDDD
Posted by: Rear Window on Marzo 2, 2004 01:19 AM¿Playboy? ¿Pentgouse? ¿Hustler?
¿¿PORNO??
Por Dios, y yo que las compro para leer los artículos...
Posted by: Somófrates on Marzo 2, 2004 10:07 AM En mi pueblo pusieron un pipican, y le proivieron a los kiosqueros acupar la via publica, con lo que pìdiero, puestos mas grandes y ahora ocupan el doble de espacio.
Pero ordenado.
(¿No esta proivida la exibicion de pornografia?)
No, que yo sepa. Venden revistas, no ponen a un tío y una tía dale que te pego encima del Marca.
Posted by: Rear Window on Marzo 2, 2004 09:54 PMEn la tienda donde yo compro la prensa pasa tres cuartos de lo mismo, el espacio que queda para poder acceder a ella es mínimo y además hay que entrar con sumo cuidado, ya que corres el riesgo de que por un leve roce con cualquier publicación o coleccionable al uso se venga media tienda abajo.
Y desde luego todas esas colecciones miniaturizadas carecen de sentido alguno...en fin...
++ una sonrisa ++
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