Mi amiga Dre se ha comprado otro libro fucsia de maniaco depresiva (Aquellos de los que hablé en un post) llamado: Mamá, no me montes escenas...
Creo que voy a escribir uno de esos libros fucsia. Lo titularé: Manual para saber si ya te has olvidado de tu ex. Será un Best Seller, lo presiento.
Un adelanto:
(...)Capítulo Trigesimoquinto: Tu ex ya no ex lo que era.
(...)
Sección vigésima: Tu ex en Público
(...)
Punto 115: Asiste a un acto público donde estés seguro de que espetará tu ex las narices.
- Irás por mal camino si:
a) Aun recuerdas que su cumpleaños es dentro de 4 días
b) Una amiga te dice que va a hacer X carrera y tu le contestas: "¡Ah! ¡Como mi ex!"
c) Tu mejor amiga te dice: "Míra a tu ex con su novio" Y tu miras disimuladamente
- Irás por buen camino si:
a) Tal y como dice el novio de Dre, te das cuenta de que su culo ha aumentado un 350% desde hace un año
b) Tal y como dice el novio de Dre, su pelo ahora está asquerosamente asqueroso.
La portada del libro será verde fosforito y el dibujo será de una desquiciada tirándose de los pelos.
Posted by Ish at Agosto 17, 2003 04:05 PM¡Qué lástima que en esa colección ya hay varios con la portada de una tía tirándose de los pelos! pero por lo demás estoy de acuerdo en que sería un best-seller ;)
Posted by: Paula on Septiembre 3, 2003 06:52 PMBueno, de todas formas yo no dibujaría la portada ;) así que quien sabe cual sería el resultado final jejeje
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