Octubre 31, 2003

Noche de Muertos

He regresado!! (no es que me haya ido, el que se fue ha sido el ordenador, que ha resucitado por fin cual ánima en Halloween...)

Estoy agotado... y solo llevo un mes de clase... Pero calculo que ya tengo unos 7 kilos de apuntes de Derecho Administrativo (de otros cursos, obviamente, porque en clase es imposible cogerle nada al profesor...)

Hace un año que me saqué el carnet... por fin puedo ir por el mundo sin una castañuela metálica golpeándome contra la luna trasera...

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