Diciembre 03, 2003

Esto es vida, esto es plan...

Escena: Aula

Antecedentes: estamos haciendo prácticas en la asignatura de Sociología del trabajo. Las hacemos martes y miércoles. El jueves tenemos clase, pero no prácticas.

Compañera de clase (dirigiéndose al profesor de sociología): Profesor, ¿este jueves vas a dar clase o vas a haber práctica con otro grupo?

Profesor (con cara de "Amparo, ¿Te has fumao un porro?"): ¿Este jueves no hay puente de la Constitución?

Compañera de clase (con cara de "Ay, Dios mío, como está el claustro..."): No... hay clase el jueves y el viernes y fiesta el día 8 porque es la Inmaculada...

Profesor (con cara de "Mecawen la burocracia de Max Weber") Bueno, pues da igual, porque yo ya programé un viaje (traducido por los alumnos como: Peaso puente me voy a pegar con la parienta en Sierra Nevada) a Málaga... así que no hay clase...

Posted by Ish at Diciembre 3, 2003 08:11 PM
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no me estraña que estos esten en contra de la "ley organica de la universidades", justamente la elección de un claustro hace que a estos tipos se les caiga el pelo... por suerte, apenas no hay en mi facultad.
Y hoy han pasado encuestas en clase, para valorar al profesor de cara a una renovación... jejejeje.

Posted by: mikel on Diciembre 4, 2003 12:30 AM

Pues la verdad me parece bastante bien lo del descanso, sobre todo si vais bien con el temario ... si vais mal y os mete caña el clase eso ya es otro cosa ...
Nosotros aunque no demos clase el lunes, nos dijo que hay que mirar, porque el lo daria el lunes, pero cómo es fiesta ... que fiesta nunca hay que hacer... hay que estudiar todos los días algo nuevo... eso nos dice...

Posted by: newton on Diciembre 5, 2003 05:10 PM

No es mal profesor. De hecho, da unos buenos apuntes. Es la única asignatura en la que luego no tengo que pasar los apuntes. Lo malo que tiene es que tiene de cada cosa... (Se comenta por ahí [es decir, nos lo dijo el de psicología] que es el mayor partidario de el "aprobado porque sí" en la Comisión de Convalidación)

Hoy le hemos visto zumbando por ahí... así que a lo mejor lo del viaje era algo importante jajaja

Posted by: Ish on Diciembre 5, 2003 10:31 PM

Gente como esa es la que hace falta en mi facultad Pablo, dí que sí ;-D

Posted by: Johnny Logan on Diciembre 6, 2003 02:04 AM

no, si la universidad no es como antes. Hace unos años, nosotros dictábamos cuando era puente ilegal... ahora, son los propios profesores...

qué mal educados les tenéis, hijos mios (lo dice uno q acabó la carrera hace cuatro meses...)

hale...

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