Cocacola.
Un litro por kilo.
En una semana no quedan ni los huesos.
Tengo un amiguete que trabaja como guardia en un amebotelladora. Puedo decirle que te preste un tanque.
(Yo suelo dejarle 100€ de propina...)

sosa caustica, eso lo deshace todo, hasta los cadaveres mas resistentes =^_^=

Joder que sosos sois.......

Tow una buena parrillada para los amigos con caldito madrileño y los restos los tiras a un contenedor......

¿Alguien ha visto Snatch?

Conoces a una pastelera... ¿no?

Casi me da miedo preguntar...
¿Una pastelera?

Pues de que te crees que viene el regustillo delicioso de las palmeras de chocolate?

Voy a denunciar este blog a las autoridades por Satanico y escatologico...

/me sets mode El_Mecha: OFF

La mejor manera de deshacerse de un cadaver es habandonarlo (por partes) en un descampado donde hayan chabolas gitanas, no durara mucho.

Oiga, ¿Y por qué no lo declara como bien inmueble?

Luego lo deja caer por un barranco y que pague el seguro...

Uy ^^U puse Abandonar con h...^^U no fue a proposito en serio...

yo tb tenía esa duda, habia probado de todo, y nada, leyendas urbanas, y esto empezaba a oler mal, así que decidí pasar la plantacion de maria a la habitacion de mi hermana y oye, no veas q buen abono, tengo cosechas todo el año

y la carne es tierna?

yo tengo snatch.

pero dudo que tow tenga cerdos en su piso. al menos no asi de grandes.

de todas maneras la pregunta de tow tiene truco. nos ha dicho que es un cadaver pero no nos ha dicho de que, o de quien.

desembucha, listillo.

Eso no tendría gracia.

Por cierto, lo de la minipimmer no fue buena idea.

Pero en cambio lo de la bañera y el acdo, si. Fijate. Más noticias en breve...

lo envenas, quemas todo el cuerpo y luego repartos los huesos por distintos basureros de España. Y 5965098 mouusinauaaaaa ielaissummmmm saraton

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