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Esos gatos
No son Gatos. Son Monstruos.
Lo se. Son tres monstruos que provienen de mis peores pesadillas. Están aquí para llenar de pelo mis mejores camisas, afilar sus uñas en mis corbatas de seda y dejar unos bonitos regalitos en mis zapatos.
Todo su trabajo consiste en comer, dormir y mirar sospechosamente de un lado para otro, atentos a todos nuestros movimientos. Pero yo lo se. Ellos piensan; piensan y traman como tomar la casa al asalto. Por las noches, cuando creen que no les veo ni les escucho. Cuando están seguros que dormimos, ellos planean como abrir la nevera y comerse las Oreo. Planean como dejar apagado el agua caliente y alejar de la ducha las toallas. Y lo que es peor, traman como esconder el mando de la tele. Por lo menos no tendré que ver Crónicas Marcianas...
Os presento a Norberto, AKA Garfield, el Traedor de destrucción, Seis kilos de pelo naranja, todo uñas.
Este es Arturo, AKA “Eh, Bicho, sal de ahí”. Aquel Que Observa. Se sube a la estantería y desde ahí nos mira. ¡¡NOS MIRA!!
Y por último, esta es Lily, AKA “Lilith”. Cinco-minutos-de-histeria-al-día. Su única misión en este mundo parece consistir en parecer adorable para todo el mundo, pero cuando nadie la observa se dedica a morder la correa de cuero de mi maletín. Si, de mi maletin nuevo.
¿No son adorables?
No; no es una pregunta retorica. Me retienen a punta de garra para que me asegure que os gustan. Por favor, DECID que son adorables.
Oh cielos, son adorables.
Es más, demuestrales que tú también los quieres, empieza a experimentar avanzadas técnicas de autodefensa. Si algo me enseñó el anime de "What's Michael", emitido accidentalmente por A3 en sus inicios, es que los gatos ODIAN el olor de la pasta dentrifica. Prueba a obligarles que la huelan, que sepan lo que es el dolor de miles de terminaciones nerviosas de la nariz diciendo al unisono "Este tio es un cabrón".
Por lo demás, a mi me han parecido unos bichos simpaticos.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiii, son adorables, Aunque no tanto como mi gatito Engels claro... Es que es tan mimoso y se porta tan bien... Jeje, pero sí, son muy adorables. (pero el mío más, ala).
Posted by: Arda on Abril 7, 2004 01:50 AMLos gatos sólo sirven de atrezzo para un supervillano. Por lo demás, me sigo quedando con los perros salchicha.
Posted by: Adrián on Abril 7, 2004 11:03 AMSon asquerosos, como todos los gatos.
El mobiliario de tu casa, muy Almodovariano.
Me gusta el detalle de la alfombra de oración musulmana enrollada.
Al menos mantendran a ralla a las cucarachas.
Posted by: xabe on Abril 7, 2004 11:52 AM¡Oh, molan!
Yo tendría un gato, pero me molestan los seres vivos y sus manías. También me molestarían sus ácaros, por supuesto.
Es por eso que soy un villano sin felino a juego.
A ver si un día pongo por alguna parte fotos de mis Hámsteres Asesinos...
Posted by: efe on Abril 7, 2004 12:48 PMSe dice gatu...
Posted by: Anukahn on Abril 7, 2004 01:29 PMYa te he dicho que son adorables. Me los tienes que enseñar. Y si te arañan, no te preocupes, parecerás un Action Man. (coñe, si rima...)
Posted by: Rear Window on Abril 7, 2004 02:57 PMSon adorables...
¿guardas las oreo en la nevera? q buena idea joder! yo simepre las guardo en uno de los armarios típicos para galletas.
¿me he ido del tema verdad?
adorables? adorables esas pantuflas. absolutamente adorables.
p.s. ya era hora de que le pusieras fotitos a los posts eh? eso esta bien pequenho.
Posted by: paburo on Abril 12, 2004 12:04 AMjajajaj, que buena frase de Groucho, me encanta: la parte contratante de la primera parte...
Cuidadín con los gaticos...ummm son muy traicioneros.
cuacks
Posted by: ganso on Abril 15, 2004 07:15 PMIba a decir lo mismo que gorkamorka asi ke no lo dire.
Los gatos son preciosos!!!
en cuanto a mantenerlos alejados de los sitios, es facil, lo mismoque a los perros, detestan el olor a lejia, solo tienes que frotar la correa de cuero de tu maletin con lejia de vez en cuando, lo cual la dejaria para el arrastre, pero te asegurarias de que no la volveria a mordiskear ;)
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