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A la salida del metro, un negro con un chándal ajado balancea media docena de paraguas abatibles en sus manos. Los menea al ritmo de su voz mientras los ofrece a los transeúntes y a la gente que sale por la boca del metro.
Lleva una semana lloviendo sobre Madrid, y hoy, el cielo está encapotado pero no amenaza tormenta. Me mira y repite su oferta –tress eurross. Parraguass.
- ¿Tres euros por un paraguas de éstos? ¡¿estás loco?! Pero si es un paraguas de los chinos. Puedo comprar media docena de ellos media calle más arriba a mitad de precio. Además, ¿crees que yo voy a llevar un paraguas con estampado de flores rosas y azules fosforitas?
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En ese mismo momento, y mientras pienso en una replica acorde a mi estado de animo, una gota de agua cae lentamente en mi frente, dándome el tiempo suficiente para darme cuenta de mi actitud y para regocijarme en la amplitud de la gloria del sarcasmo cosmico, y apenas medio segundo después, empieza a llover cual monzón, calándome completamente.
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