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Cuando el otro abogado empieza a hablar me doy cuenta de que sólo estoy vestido con la toga. Por alguna extraña razón, he dejado mi pantalón, mis gallumbos y mi camisa en la sala de togas, y trato como buenamente puedo de ocultar mis canillas debajo del estrado.
El abogado de la parte contraria está machacando a mi cliente a base de base de bien. Pide una condena de cien años y un día y que le condenen a entregar cierta colección de cinturones de cocodrilo. Cuando termina, el juez hace un aspaviento con la cabeza y me cede la palabra.
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Es lo literal de que te pillen en bolas xD
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