Septiembre 02, 2003

·TRANSPORTES METROPOLITANOS

—Oye, yo me bajo en la próxima estación, así que si quieres puedes besarme, que si no, no te va a dar tiempo—
—Es que verás, yo así, en la primera cita… Prefiero hablar hoy, que me beses mañana, y así sucesivamente—
—Osea, ¿Se supone que las estaciones son puntos, y yo me los voy ganando día a día? Entonces, echando cálculos… No follaremos hasta finalizar el décimo trayecto, ¿No?—
—Hombre, pues pensándolo así fríamente, sí—
—Verás, es que yo no suelo coger mucho el metro, casi siempre voy andando—
—¿Insinúas que echar un polvo conmigo no vale un bono de diez viajes?—
—¿Pero cómo puedes ser tan puta?—
Al día siguiente, cogí el autobús.

escucha.gif Jean Jacques & David Chazam / Eclektronics

Posted by karras at Septiembre 2, 2003 11:22 PM
Comments

me duelen los ojitos de leerte tanto...

Posted by: moiselle on Septiembre 3, 2003 08:09 AM

solo conozco a una persona que ligo en el metro y follo.creo que mintio Es uno de esos mitos urbanos.

Posted by: QQ on Septiembre 3, 2003 12:28 PM

¿Hablabas con la revisora de billetes?

Posted by: jose on Septiembre 3, 2003 01:50 PM

Buen cambio...está muy bien tu nueva cara

Posted by: Pico on Septiembre 3, 2003 02:12 PM

venga! ya me reí mucho, un beso karras!!
...puedo dartelo sin viaje en el metro?

Posted by: LuNaúti-K on Septiembre 3, 2003 02:57 PM

Segun las ultimas tarifas actualizadas... un polvo vale o un bono tren o tres cafés. Buen, tambien los hay de 50 euros, pero esos son por culpa de extrañas fluctuaciones en las curvas de oferta y demanda.

Posted by: hanoc on Septiembre 3, 2003 03:33 PM

ves? como aqui no hay metro, y casi no hay autobus, a mi no me pasan estas cosas...

Posted by: eme on Septiembre 3, 2003 10:18 PM

es que tenían que haberse besado sin hablar ni tratar ningún tema, sólo el beso.

Posted by: concha on Septiembre 3, 2003 11:04 PM

Tienes razón, esto de planear las cosas está feo, muy feo. Con lo bonito que es actuar por impulsos...

Posted by: Karras on Septiembre 3, 2003 11:07 PM

estoy con concha..nada de palabras, que en los besos sobran..
;)

Posted by: trux on Septiembre 4, 2003 12:08 AM

quizás machista el calificativo "puta"...
y quizás machistas muchos de estos comentarios...

Simplemente, no me esperaba este tono.

Posted by: anonymous on Septiembre 4, 2003 12:08 AM

Anonymous, parece ser que no has cogido del todo el mensaje de lo que he escrito. Seguro que si le das una vuelta, entiendes lo que he querido decir. Soy probablemente el hombre menos machista que he conocido. No voy a explicar ahora cual es el doble sentido de este post, ya que al igual que Concha, creo que la mayoría del resto ha entendido lo que quería decir. Siento mucho el haberte ofendido.

Posted by: Karras on Septiembre 4, 2003 12:32 AM

to tambien creo que eres un machista, siempre me follas tu a mi, jo

Posted by: quintogato on Septiembre 4, 2003 01:35 AM

Gato, entiéndelo, cuando es al contrario, siempre acabas clavándome las uñas.

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Of course he was ecstatic. But he soon realized that in order to mass
produce this serum he would need large amounts of a certain compound that was
only found in nature in the metabolism of a rare South American bird. Carried
away by his love for dolphins, he resolved that he would go to the zoo and
steal one of these birds.
Unbeknownst to him, as he was arriving at the zoo an elderly lion was
escaping from its cage. The zookeepers were alarmed and immediately began
combing the zoo for the escaped animal, unaware that it had simply lain down
on the sidewalk and had gone to sleep.
Meanwhile, the marine biologist arrived at the zoo and procured his
bird. He was so excited by the prospect of helping his dolphins that he
stepped absentmindedly stepped over the sleeping lion on his way back to his
car. Immediately, 1500 policemen converged on him and arrested him for
transporting a myna across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

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