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"Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.Wear sturdy socks, learn to grow out of medium underwear and, if you must lie about your age, do it in the other direction: tell people you`re ninety-seven and they`ll think you look really great.Never eat food that comes in a bucket. Boo joggers. Don`t work-out, work-in. Play the banjo. Sleep with somebody you like. Eat plenty of Liquorice Allsorts. Try to do a job you like. Never turn down an opportunity to shout, ?FUCl< them all!? at the top of your voice. Avoid bigots of all descriptions. Don`t wear tight underwear on aeroplanes. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes, After that, who cares? ... He`s a mile away and you`ve got his shoes. Avoid people who say they know the answer, keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question. Don`t pat animals with sneaky eyes.Avoid giving LSD to guide dogs.Campaign against blue Smarties.
Go to Glasgow at least once

lookin for a tall partially sighted man, with little or no sense of humour. Personal hygene is no issue - I have a halitosis fetish. I have always found men with ingrowing toe nails a turn on. Hunchbacks or those with a Goitre are a definite +++

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STOP PRESS. I have been asked to endorse the "Visit England Campaign", which I am more than glad to do; for England is a beautiful country full of little streams, fragrant hedgerows, water meadows, thatched houses, Curry Houses and tastefully decorated Kebab vans. I would like to point out that there are many wonderful things to do and experience in England- I am one of them- please Private for details, opening hours and information on group discount.

En resumen. Es mi tipo. Esgraciadamente vive en Aylesbury, Inglaterra