Naicronomicón: Tengo las uñas en números rojos

Weno... eso es cuestión de costumbre al principio... y más tarde de pericia. Yo he llegado al extremo de morderlas con la forma perfecta. En mi caso, el vicio éste siempre me vino bien; desde que me di cuenta de que así no se me rompían las uñas cuando tocaba el piano en los últimos años, no he parado de morderlas orgullosa e incansablemente hasta llegar a la perfección mordisquil.
Perfecciona tu técnica, y dominarás tus uñas. Ánimo!

Posted by: Chi on Septiembre 10, 2003 08:29 PM

La parte interior de los labios.....

Posted by: pablo on Septiembre 10, 2003 09:25 PM

Mejor me callo lo que te mordería yo... :P

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Nótese que ha puesto polvo EN CONDICIONES...

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Posted by: Nai on Septiembre 11, 2003 03:07 AM

Yo tengo la mania de despellejarme los labios con los dientes... por darte una idea...

Posted by: e-ninho on Septiembre 11, 2003 03:24 AM

Eso mismo estoy haciendo ahora, thx por la sugerencia... cuando me kede sin boca volveré a pediros consejos...

Posted by: Nai on Septiembre 11, 2003 03:31 AM

"La autofelacion es posible sigue intentadolo", reza el dicho popular, si lo consigues de puta madre, si no por lo menos has matado el tiempo.

Posted by: siae0142 on Septiembre 13, 2003 04:23 PM

mira que te dire yo cuando me pongo nerviso me d auna comezon en la lengua que me la empiezo a morder arrancando pequeños granitos de lo que esta formada y solo lo dejo de hacer cuando ya empieza a salir sangra y cundo en vez de comezon siento dolor jejeje

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