Roge: Diario de guerra de un l337: La informatica Sux

January 30, 2003

La informatica Sux

"Pero si solo tienes que leer lo que te dice y seguir las instrucciones, anda dejame en paz" dije yo confiado mientras legolas destrozaba al uruk hai numero 100 sin despeinarse..

La informatica SUUUUUXXX es una puta mierda!!!! FUERA SATANAS!! EL CREADOR!!!!

A ver, ponte en situacion. Llevo toda mi vida rodeado de ordenadores, estoy en quinto de ingenieria informatica. Y acabo de ser derrotado por la instalacion del Access 2000.

Mi hermano necesita el programa para una asignatura de la carrera, asi que me pide que le ayude a instalarlo. Por supuesto paso de su culo pensando que instalar el access lo puede hacer hasta un mono ciego y manco de los dos brazos asi que con un gesto de superioridad innato en mi le digo que solo tiene que leer lo que le diga el programa y seguir las instrucciones..

Al rato viene de nuevo que si no puedo que si venga ja payo hazlo tuu..

total que voy a instalarlo como quien va a matar a una cucaracha sin patas armado con un mazo de 100T sobrao." En dos minutos estoy otra vez matando uruk hais" dije yo confiado, sin saber la que me venia encima..

PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.
mmm que raro, pero si esta dentro... bah le doy otra vez
PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.
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PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.
PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.
PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.
PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.
AGGHHHHHH FUERA SATANAS!!!! EL CREADORRRR!!!!!
PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.

Pero a ver, si el cd esta dentro, porque me lo pides..a que te doy
PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.
mira que vas a llorar eh?
PENG! por favor inserte el cd de Microsoft office 2000 Premium.

total, que tras media hora de amenazar al cacharro, cambiar los cds de lector, limpiarlos hasta la saciedad, tratar de instalarlo por red..decido instalar el Office 97.. tira a la primera OH YEAH BEIBI! grito yo para hacer el paripe de que estoy contento por haberlo logrado. En realidad pienso:"como puedo haber sido derrotado por el puto office de windows..."

Resumiendo:
1) La informatica SUX
2) Windows SUX
3) Office SUX
4) Los cdrom SUX

Si alguien conoce algun puesto de jardinero o pintor de brocha gorda que este libre que me avise...

Ahora que lo pienso.. el CD que me pedia era el de Microsoft Office 2000 Premium, o el de Microsoft Windows 2000 Premium?... mmm bah, me da igual

Posted by roge at January 30, 2003 12:48 PM

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