Nunca me había reido tanto leyendo el prospecto de un medicamento. Será que la ignorancia es atrevida como diría el dicho XD
A continuación paso a detallar los "pequeños sintomas" que califica como REACCIONES ADVERSAS:
- Ocasionalmente (1-10%): (eso quiere decir que te puede dar esto de vez en cuando) dolor epigastrico, nauseas, vómitos, diarrea, calambres abdominales, dispepsia (¿dispepsia?¿de pepsi?), flatulencia (eso sabemos todos lo que es), anorexia (y bulimia no?), cefaleas, mareos, vértigos, erupciones cutaneas (mal rollito), aumento de las transaminasas séricas. Vale no está mal. Todo muy light en comparación con lo que viene despues.
- Raramente (0,001-1%) (si te dá es pq eres gilipollas,porque es raro que te pasen estas cosas o puede que tengas alergia a algun componente supongo...): hemorragia gastrointestinal (amos casi ná), úlcera gastrica o intestinal con o sin hemorragia o perforación (puedes elegir la que mas te guste), somnolencia, urticaria, edema, hepatitis con o sin ictericia (buff), reacciones de hipersensibilidad (usease asma que ya tengo osea que no es nada nuevo, reacciones sistematicas anafilácticas/anafilactoides, que tela con el nombre, incluyendo hipotensión, que no se te olvide).
- En casos aislados (menor del 0,001%): estomatitis aftosa (algo de estomago seguro), glositis (¿glositis?), lesiones esofágicas, bridas intestinales en región diafragmatica (bridas intestinales...que coño será eso), transtornos del tracto intestinal bajo (colitis hemorrágica inespecífica y exacerbación de colitis ulcerativa o enfermedad de Crohn, ese Crohn tiene que estar muy jodido) estreñimiento, pancratitis, transtornos sensoriales (incluyendo parestesias, muy importante tambien), transtornos de la memoria (lo que me faltaba!!), desorentación (lo mismo ni sabes volver a tu casa), insomnio, irritabilidad, convulsiones, ahora viene lo bueno: depresión, ansiedad, pesadillas (no sabía que estas cosas te daban pesadillas.Que fuerte), temblor, reacciones psicoticas (no psicopatas), meningitis aseptica (volvemos con los tecnicismos), transtornos de la visión (es decir como si llevaras un pedo de alcohol mu grande), alteración de la capacidad auditiva (acuerdate de llevar una trompetilla o un audifono por si acaso), tinnitus (no me preguntes pq no se), alteraciones del gusto, erupciones vesiculares, eczemas, eritema multiforme, sindrome de Stevens-Johnson (¿ese no es el que jubaba en la NBA? XD), tambien el de Lyell por si no te ha gustado el de Johnson, dermatitis exfoliativa, caida del cabello (O_O), reacción de fotosensibilidad, púrpura (hmm yo preferiría el azul), fallo renal agudo, transtornos urinarios (hematuria,proteinuria,nefritis intersticial, sindrome nefrótico, necrosis papilar), hepatitis fulminante (¡fulminante!), trombocitopenia, leucopenia, anemia hemolítica, anemia aplástica (alguien me explica las diferencias?), agranulocitosis, vasculitis, neumonitis, palpitaciones (si como cuando algun gracioso hace el amago de empujarte por algun sitio que está bastante alto y hay una caida de 20 metros,algo asi?), dolor torácico, hipertensión e insuficiencia cardiaca congestiva.
Para rematar dice lo siguiente: "Si se observa cualquier otra reacción adversa no descrita anteriormente, consulte a su médico o farmaceutico".
¡Joder! ¿Te parecen pocas? Yo casi que me quedo con la aspirina de toda la vida, que ademas dicen que es buena para prevenir los infartos.
Alteraciones del gusto??????????
SANTO CIELO!!! Espero que se refiera al gusto con relación a lo sabores, porque como por un casual empieces a hacer cosas que no te gustan... ese día es preferible no intentar ligar jajajaja
Posted by: Ish on Septiembre 6, 2003 11:22 PMURGENTE!!!! URGENTE!!!!
Por favor, dinos cuál es ese medicamento, que, pensándolo detenidamente, no me gustaría acabar en un psiquiátrico o en la sala de urgencias de un hospital. Um... vamos, digo yo... ¬¬.
¡¡Qué bien que ya estés de vuelta!!Besitos ^^
No me agrada hacer publicidad pero el medicameto es cuestión es:(redoble de tambores)
DICLOFENACO!!
Thanks for that insightful comment! It makes interesting reading, especially when I need a payday loans.
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