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¿Ayuda? ¿Para acabar con esos malvados bollos de chocolate?

Llámeme al 1-800-CHOCBUSTER

No se arrepentirá señora.

BAMF!!!

Y porque quieres dejar el vicio??? Yo tambien lo tengo y no pienso dejarlo. En cuanto pillo una tableta de chocolate y pan, se acabo el chocolate.

BAMF!!!

Mmmm... ¡¡¡chocolate!!!

Alguna ventaja tenía que tener estar embarazada, y efectivamente la tiene, a la gente le da por regalarte chocolate. Ya el colmo fue un amigo que me trajo de su ultimo viaje a Bruselas una señora caja de trufas godiva.

Todavía me rechupeteo el hocico y las pezuñas cuando me acuerdo.

Como dice Tisti...Mmmmm ¡¡chocolate!! Sed bienvenidos/as al club (has dicho trufas godiva? jarl trufitas...:P)

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faster than I knew she could run, and grabbed my shirt and was about to brain
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laws, bad social theories, bad institutions. It was, for centuries, an
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- H. L. Mencken

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