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BAMF!!!

Te ha costado, pero al final ha salido. Si te descuidas un poco sacas todo un folio...

BAMF!!!

La segunda mujer que conozco y que pone en primera posición a ese señor. Y yo que le encuentro feucho. Es que ni la mirada, oyes... Pero bueno, qué autoridad tengo yo para decir nada, si mi musa es Angelina Jolie (y Sharon Stone, y Wynonna Rider, y...)

bah... fijo q todos son gays xD
y no tienen un mac como yo!! (tendran muchos seguramente)

Nunca imaginé que comentaría sobre un listado de 15 amores platónicos (más o menos como comentar el listín telefónico). Pero es que a mí lo que me sorprende no es que sea Ralph Fiennes su número uno (discrepando por segunda vez con el Sr. Areté, qué remedio). Lo que me sorprende es que sea capaz de tragarse El paciente inglés tantas veces (y daría un discurso freaky-cinéfilo dando las razones si no fuera porque aburriría al personal). Cinco millones nada más y nada menos, eso es amor.

Harrison Ford y Brad Pitt. El resto, o no valen ná, o tienen tics que no soporto, o son fotocopias haciendo tics que no soporto (ej. el del anuncio de lacoste poniendo cara de Clooney).

Te faltan Pierce Brosnan y Mel Gibson (y, si la lista hubiese sido mía, habría metido viejas fotos de Marlon Brando y Clint Eastwood -nota mental: he de comprarme un poncho-).

Y mete a algún negro, por lo de ser políticamente correctos, y tal...

Si ya lo ha metío. El negro de Smallville. Que sé yo que mira la serie por ése...

Una nota: ¿tienes fobia a las "e"? Te faltan todas las del nombre original del bueno de Juan Claudio. "Jean-Claude Van Damme"

Sin duda, sin ninguna duda: Indiana Jones

Hugh Jackman sí que está güeno. Está mu güeno. Y yo me pongo mu ordinaria hablando de él.
Si no, ¿de qué hubiera visto yo dos veces X Men?

[¡Gablin, hijo, pero qué gabacho eres!]

A mí me encantó Milla Jovovich en el quinto elemento,las caritas que ponía, aunque como se va cambiando las pintas cada 2x3 a veces me ha parecido hasta fea.
y supongo que me ha pasao un monton d veces más pero ahora no me acuerdo de ninguna! puto espesor matinal!

Wiiiii!!!!!!!! Coincido en algunos contigo *^^*. Eso de la lista es buena idea... Seré la próxima plagiadora xDDD

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