Diciembre 04, 2003

aniquila al tubo blanco con filtro

Aghh!!! toda la noche sin fumar y medio dia de hoy. Pero he picado y me he comprado un paquete. Aunque parece que he pasado la prueba. Asi que...he tomado una determinación. Señores voy a dejar de fumar. Pero no de golpe claaaaro. Disminuiré la cantidad de cigarrillos al día. No puedo fumarme un paquete al día. Es que no quiero acabar con efisema pulmonar. Soy joven y alegre. Nada, se acabó el subir escaleras asfixiada. Mi asma me lo agradecerá. Se aceptan consejos de ex-fumadores. Haré caso omiso de comentarios de actuales fumadores que jamás han conseguido dejar el vicio. Eso no me ayuda. Si quieres ayudarme...dame fuego. Que no encuentro los 20 mecheros que siempre pierdo.

Gracias

Posted by k-c at Diciembre 4, 2003 03:33 PM
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Lo dejé cuando me dio la gana y volví por la misma razón. Entre tanto pasaron tres años. Piensa cuál es tu mayor debilidad a la hora de dejarlo, que dependerá de la cantidad que fumes. Si es el mono "físico", hay parches de nicotina de 16 horas (yo no te recomiendo los chicles), mitigan mucho los síntomas y te ayudan a lidiar con el mono "psicológico" sin estorbos. En cualquier caso haz deporte (sobre todo aeróbico); así irás siendo consciente de los progresos (cómo recuperas los pulmones), reducirás el estrés de los primeros días y reducirás la subida de peso se suele producir (tranqui, que luego se baja jejeje). Piensa que en un período de una a dos semanas estás limpia de nicotina, como si jamás hubieras fumado. Suerte ;)

Posted by: Areté on Diciembre 4, 2003 04:16 PM

Yo estaba aquella tarde en la parada del autobús.
Miré mi cigarrillo.
Lo tiré a un charco.
Saqué el paquete de Fortuna del bolsillo y lo deje sobre el banco de la parada.
Cosas que he fumado desde entonces:
- Una cachimba en una tetería.
- Un puro la nochevieja pasada.
- Unos cuantos porretes.

Posted by: Somófrates on Diciembre 4, 2003 04:16 PM

Yo no te voy a decir que no he podido porque no lo he intentado. No quiero dejar de fumar, pero tampoco creo que pudiera. En resumen: los tienes bien puestos xD

Pero por si esto se conviertiera en un "mañana me pongo a régimen" te dejo unas etiquetas anti-mensajes desmoralizantes:

http://www.yonkis.com/imagenes00/etiq_tabaco.htm

Ánimo :P

Posted by: Vomitante on Diciembre 4, 2003 06:25 PM

Si señor, como diria Darth Vader: "este será un día largamente recordado"
Me alegra la noticia, ya sabes :D besoootes ninia.

Posted by: NaVe on Diciembre 5, 2003 12:21 AM

Propia experiencia. Un día dices: «Ya no fumo más» y lo mantienes... hasta hoy!
De eso hace unos veinticinco años.
¡Ánimo!

Posted by: carmen on Diciembre 5, 2003 10:35 AM

Gracias por vuestros consejos,testimonios y apoyo. Estoy mas próxima de tener dos pulmones limpios e impolutos...¿Lo conseguiré?
Un saludo a todos/as

Posted by: la pequeña y adorable ex-yonki on Diciembre 5, 2003 03:43 PM

BAMF!!!

Me alegro un montón de esa noticia, pero me alegraré más cuando hayas conseguido dejarlo. Para que inhalar nicotina cuando puedes inhalar azufre??? nunca lo he entendido. Por cierto, tu bolsillo también notará el cambio.

Un besote y mucho ánimo!!!

BAMF!!!

Posted by: Rondador Nocturno on Diciembre 5, 2003 04:09 PM

Arigatooo ^__^

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