Como se acercan las odiosas navidades voy a poner un villancico...
ARRE, BURRO, ARRE
Letra facilitada por Charo y por
la Delegación de Alumnos de Ingenieros de Sevilla (Gracias Charo)
En la puerta de mi casa
voy a poner un petardo,
"pa" reírme del que venga,
a pedir el aguinaldo. (mejor un cocktel molotov)
Pues si voy a dar a todo,
el que pide en noche buena,
yo si que voy a tener,
que pedir de puerta en puerta.(si, de puerta en puerta y en el albergue mas próximo)
Arre borriquito, arre burro arre,
anda más deprisa que llegamos tarde.
Arre borriquito vamos a Belén,
que mañana es fiesta
y al otro también.
Que el que quiera comer pan
que no venga a mi cena
en el portal de Belén
la Virgen es panadera (la Virgen Panadera,mejor no decir bollera)
Pues si voy a dar a todo,
el que pide en noche buena,
yo si que voy a tener,
que pedir de puerta en puerta.(...)
*ESTRIBILLO.*
En el cielo hay una Estrella,
que a los Reyes Magos guía,
hacia Belén para ver,
a Dios hijo de María.(mejor no recordar el auto de los Reyes magos*)
Cuando pasan los monarcas,
sale la gente al camino,
y a Belén se van con ellos,
para ver al tierno Niño.(tierno y jugoso oiga)
*ESTRIBILLO.*
En la puerta de mi casa
voy a poner un petardo,
"pa" reírme del que venga,
a pedir el aguinaldo.
Pues si voy a dar a todo,
el que pide en noche buena,
yo si que voy a tener,
que pedir de puerta en puerta
En fin, que tenemos las Navidades a la vuelta de la esquina. Yo procuraré no hincharme de turrón y polvorones que luego se me pondrá el culo como un pandero (a algunos les engordan otras partes).
*El Auto de los Reyes Magos es una pieza literaria que nos hicieron leer en clase. Semejante rollo como ese hace que empiece a odiar una vez mas las navidades. Aunque reconozco que eso de los regalitos siempre me ha hecho ilusión (será como las comuniones, pasas de la celebración y acoges la pasta de tu familia que da gusto).
Espero que todo el mundo tenga algún sitio donde poder pasarlas y lo haga con felicidad. Ya felicitaré el año nuevo.
P.D.:Aún tengo en la mente aquellas imagenes de los indigentes que están siendo trasladados por causa del terrible frio que hace. Ellos tendrán "otra" navidad por desgracia.
BAMF!!!
Que se le va a hacer, asíe s la Naviadad, una fiesta en la que todo el miundo cree en la felicidad y en la solidaridad, pero acaban discutiendo con toda su familia y borrachos perdidos mientras otros se mueren de hambre... que entrañables son estas fiestas.
BAMF!!!
Posted by: Rondador Nocturno on Diciembre 5, 2003 04:13 PMTan entrañables... eternas cenas y comidas con la familia de la que te has olvidado durante todo un año para acabar todos pegándose. Sí, que tierno... hogar dulce hogar, amor... bla bla bla.
Saludos
¿Todavía no has aprendido nada?
Ay, si por lo menos fuesen honestos...
"Compra y Calla"
"Compra y Calla"
Si por lo menos tuviera dinero...Vaya nosotros nunca nos hemos pegado (¿seremos la excepción?).
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