Febrero 19, 2003

¿Para qué reinstaurar nuestra propia República?


Mejor hagámonos estadounidenses, nos reíremos más.
Ejemplo de hoy: Con eso de que las leyes las hacen por pprecedentes, y se ve que de siglo a siglo no las revisan, tienen algunas de lo más divertidas. De muestra un botón:

Globe (Arizona)
No se puede jugar a las cartas en la calle con un Nativo Americano.

Tucson (Arizona)
Las mujeres no pueden llevar pantalones

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Por decreto, cualquiera que sea sorprendido robando jabón debe lavarse con él hasta que lo haya gastado entero.

Alaska
No se pueden ver alces desde un aeroplano.

Aunque es legal disparar a los osos, despertar a un oso que duerma con el propósito de fotografiarle está prohibido.

Las parejas interraciales no se pueden casar. (está revocada)

Es legal conducir en sentido contrario en una calle de un solo sentido si tienes una añadida a la parte delantera de tu automóvil.

Arkansas
Un hombre puede pegarle a su mujer legalmente, pero no más de una vez al mes.

Fayetteville (Arkansas)
Es ilegal asesinar "cualquier criatura viviente"

Little Rock (Arkansas)
El flirteo entre hombres y mujeres en las calles de Little Rock será penado con 30 días de cárcel.

California
Es una falta leve disparar desde un coche en movimiento, a menos que el objetivo sea una ballena.

Arcadia (California)
Los pavos reales tienen derecho a cruzar cualquier calle.

Blythe (California)
No está permitido llevar botas de cowboy a menos que poseas al menos dos vacas.

Indian Wells (California)
Está prohibido beber cemento intoxicante.

Los Angeles
Es un crimen que los perros copulen a menos de 500 yardas de una iglesia. Incumplir esta ley es castigable con una multa de 500 $ y/o seis meses de prisión.

Pacific Grove (California)
Es ilegal molestar a las mariposas.

Pasadena (California)
Es ilegal que una secretaria permanezca a solas con su jefe.

San Francisco (California)
Está prohibido lavar el coche con ropa interior usada.

Walnut (California)
Los niños no pueden llevar máscaras de halloween a menos que consigan un permiso especial del sheriff.
Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff

Logan County (Colorado)
Es ilegal que un hombre bese a una mujer mientras ella esté dormida.

Connecticut
Puedes ser detenido por la policía por superar las 65 millas/h en bicicleta.

Hartford (Connecticut)
No se puede educar a los perros.

Hartford (Connecticut)
Es ilegal que un hombre bese a su mujer en Domingo.

Florida
Es ilegal tener relaciones sexuales con un puercoespín.

El castigo por robar un caballo es la horca.

Uno no puede cometer ningún "acto innatural" con otra persona.

Key West (Florida)
Los pollos son considerados "especie protegida"

Pensacola (Florida)
Los ciudadanos no pueden ir por la calle sin al menos 10 dólares encima.

Texas
Una ley recientemente eliminada requería a los criminales que diesen a sus víctimas un aviso de 24 horas, oralmente o por escrito, y explicar la naturaleza del crimen que iba a ser cometido.

La Enciclopedia Británica está prohibida en Texas porque contiene una fórmula para hacer cerveza en casa.

Houston (Texas)
No se puede consumir cerveza después de la media noche de un Domingo, pero si en Lunes.

Mesquite (Texas)
Es ilegal que los niños lleven cortes de pelo inusuales.

San Antonio (Texas)
Es ilegal para ambos sexos flirtear o responder al flirteo usando los ojos y/o las manos.

Texarkana (Texas)
Los propietarios de caballos no pueden montarlos de noche sin luces de cola.

(gracias a Javi por la selección :P)

Posted by germanmj at Febrero 19, 2003 09:12 PM
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Lo divertido del asunto es cuando esas leyes locales o estatales entran en colisión con otras leyes locales o estatales, o mejor aun, ¡con las federales!

Peeeeeeeeeeero, los americanos, como que molan más, ¿no? Yo quiero que me dejen llevar un rifle de asalto por la calle para defenderme por si viene el Rey de Inglaterra a darme empujones.

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